YonesSays: Now In Blog Form

Enjoy yourself.
gaws:

"Lousy Smarch weather"

gaws:

"Lousy Smarch weather"

Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.

—John F. Kennedy (via gaws)

Permissiveness is Inspirational

conversationswithleo:

I recently did some work with an organization that helps people tap into their emotions to inspire them toward greater physical fitness.

In other words, instead of merely “working out,” these people invite you to “dedicate” your workout to a loved one, with the idea that we all perform better…

arig:

Loving my new @colehaan chukka boots. #fromwhereistand #shoegame

Nice.

arig:

Loving my new @colehaan chukka boots. #fromwhereistand #shoegame

Nice.

wtfevolution:

"Oh, what a cute little mouse!"
"It’s not a mouse! It’s a marsupial called an antechinus."
"Sorry, evolution, my mistake. Still cute, though."
"Isn’t he? And he’s excited, because he’s almost eleven months old, and that means he finally gets to start mating."
"Aw, that’s nice."
"He’s going to run around getting it on with as many females as he can for the next two or three weeks."
"That’s… nice."
"And he’ll have sex with each of them for up to 14 hours at a stretch."
"That’s… um…"
"And he’ll get so exhausted from all the frantic mating that his fur starts falling off, and he contracts gangrene."
"What? Jesus. Then does he take a break, at least?"
"Nah, not really. He basically keeps doing it until he gets so sick and stressed out that he dies. ‘Suicidal reproduction,’ I’m calling it.”
"Are you serious? He’s going to mate himself to death?”
"Yeah, but he doesn’t know it yet. Happy coming-of-age, antechinus!"
"You’re sick, you know that?"

The ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife

wtfevolution:

"Oh, what a cute little mouse!"

"It’s not a mouse! It’s a marsupial called an antechinus."

"Sorry, evolution, my mistake. Still cute, though."

"Isn’t he? And he’s excited, because he’s almost eleven months old, and that means he finally gets to start mating."

"Aw, that’s nice."

"He’s going to run around getting it on with as many females as he can for the next two or three weeks."

"That’s… nice."

"And he’ll have sex with each of them for up to 14 hours at a stretch."

"That’s… um…"

"And he’ll get so exhausted from all the frantic mating that his fur starts falling off, and he contracts gangrene."

"What? Jesus. Then does he take a break, at least?"

"Nah, not really. He basically keeps doing it until he gets so sick and stressed out that he dies. ‘Suicidal reproduction,’ I’m calling it.”

"Are you serious? He’s going to mate himself to death?”

"Yeah, but he doesn’t know it yet. Happy coming-of-age, antechinus!"

"You’re sick, you know that?"

The ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife

wnyc:

Rest in peace, sir. You’ll definitely live forever in our hearts.Harold Ramis, 1944-2014
- SR, S360

wnyc:

Rest in peace, sir. You’ll definitely live forever in our hearts.

Harold Ramis, 1944-2014

- SR, S360

jonnyetc:

See you on the other side, Dr. Spengler.

jonnyetc:

See you on the other side, Dr. Spengler.

latenightseth:

What is this, a Studio 8G for ants?! (Banana for scale.)

latenightseth:

What is this, a Studio 8G for ants?! (Banana for scale.)

wilwheaton:

This is exactly me and my son, when I was helping him move into his apartment.

I have Schwimmer’s “PIVOT” reserved in a special place in my mind